DVD Review: Baseline Killer

Wow. Seriously? Do you really hate me that much Barnholtz Entertainment? What did I do? "BASELINE KILLER" was horrible. It looked like something straight off YouTube. And by that I mean not YouTube HD, not YouTube online, more like pirated off of YouTube. The quality is horrible, one of the girls is obviously wearing a wig, the diaglouge is boooring, and the killer? He uses a shotgun with a scope? Why would a shotgun have a scope on it? Also serial killers don't use guns? They like to get close to their victims.

Uggg. Sometimes the actors flub lines and they just keep going! Also this movie has the WORST sound fx I have EVER Heard. I must of laughed for like ten minutes when I heard them start "shooting". In "BASELINE KILLER" - inspired by the real life story of the Baseline Killer of Phoenix Arizona arrested in 2006 - a group of friends have reunited to share stories of their lives, gossip about lost friends and catch up on old times.Engrossed in lively banter, they are unaware of the threatening man stalking them in the darkness.

Seriously though. This is the worst movie I have watched in 2009. You know in High School when the drama dept puts on a really bad play and then someone tapes it? Well imagine watching that with really bad sound fx added. Sigh. I also enjoyed that in the end they simply go into titles to explain the rest of the story. No acting needed! FAIL. Well actually maybe that was a good thing.

Avoid this at all costs. FAIL.
Unless you just want to laugh. F+